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Authorless-ness January 16, 2018

In case you missed it, my latest book, The Girl Without Magic was released last week.

This is the part where I’m supposed to say how grateful I am and how lucky I am to have such a wonderful publisher, and how thrilling it is to have people read my words.

All of that is true, but this is Life Beyond Exaggeration, not my author website, so here’s the messy part of it.

Being an author isn’t always fun. I actually thought about it, and if I gave up writing, I could get masters degree. I would have time to do the school work and time to earn the money to pay my tuition. If I didn’t write, I could be a really great ukulele player, have a six pack, have watched everything on Netflix everyone tells me I should watch. There is so much I could do with my time and my life if I just stopped writing! It’s maddening!

And that’s what I spent my joyous release day thinking about. In a burrito of blankets. Binging on cool ranch Doritos. There were a lot of things that led to this highly attractive moment.

Amazon being screwy and not posting the book for many hours so I was panicking that it would never go up.

Important people not answering my emails when I needed them to.

People in my non-author life treating my writing like a side hobby that should hold no sway over my schedule and should be dismissed when it becomes inconvenient for them.

The never-ending self doubt because no one will read my books and, even if they do, won’t leave a good review.

Then I decided. I was done. No more writing. Fulfill the commitments I currently have contracts for and then be done. (more…)

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Return to the Siren’s Realm! January 9, 2018

Today is the day! I am thrilled to introduce The Girl Without Magic and Maggie Trent to the world!

The Girl Without Magic Cover

Death would have been easier, but the Siren wasn’t through with her.

Seventeen-year-old Maggie Trent fell out of a battle and into the Siren’s Realm, a land where secrets hide in the shadows and pleasure comes at a price Maggie is unwilling to pay.

The time for the Siren’s reckoning has come, sweeping away all she deems unworthy to live in her realm. Those without magic are hunted by the Siren. Those with magic are hunted by the Stricken. Fighting or hiding seem necessary to survive. But there is a different way.

Bertrand Wayland, unaging and unrelenting in his determination for Maggie to accept her fate, slips in and out through the stitches that bind the Siren’s Realm to other worlds, gaining magic and having glorious adventures. When Maggie follows Bertrand out of the Siren’s Realm, seeking an adventure of her own, she finds instead a world of magic on the eve of war. To save innocent lives Maggie risks her heart, her life, and her only chance of returning to the Siren’s Realm.

I am thrilled Curiosity Quills Press gave me the opportunity to return to the Siren’s Realm and give Maggie Trent’s story a chance to be told.

To celebrate the occasion, there is not only a Goodreads giveaway going on, but also a Rafflecopter!

The prizes for the Rafflecopter are three ebooks of The Girl Without Magic and a grand prize of a new Kindle Fire loaded with Young Adult novels including:

The Girl Without Magic by Megan O’Russell
Phoenix Descending by Dorothy Dreyer
In the Shadow of the Dragon King by J Keller Ford
Rage of the Dragon King by J Keller Ford
Soulmated by Shaila Patel
Motley Education by S.A. Larsen
Girl of Glass by Megan O’Russell
How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin’ Days by Megan O’Russell

Click here to enter! And don’t forget to grab your copy of The Girl Without Magic!

 

2018 January 5, 2018

It’s 2018!

I didn’t freeze to death in Milwaukee on New Year’s Eve, though I must say it was a close call.

Looking back on 2017, it was a pretty decent year. I started off doing a great show on a beautiful island, spent an absurd amount of time at Disney World, released a book, went to Ireland, and am now traveling the country with my husband and some other flying monkeys.

Megan and Pluto

And 2018 looks like it’s going to be an even better year. Hopefully, the chances are good, knock on wood.

First off, I cannot believe The Girl Without Magic comes out next week! I am still smitten with the book cover, and I cannot wait for Maggie Trent to spread her wings!

The Girl Without Magic Cover

And besides the constant travel of touring, the husband and I are going to be heading to Portugal and Spain for a hot second this spring. Best part is we’ve convinced some victims… I mean family (mwahaha) to come with us.

The summer at home, and fall who knows where?

So cheers to another year of madness, books, blogs, and travel.

And don’t worry, I’ll tell you about the war hero pigeon and Arya Stark’s bloody stairs, I promise.

 

Late Breaking News! December 20, 2017

How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin’ Days is on sale for $0.99 on Amazon, just in time for the holidays!

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Ever wanted to grow a five-story tall flower in central park? How about fight a deadly battle under the subway tunnels of Manhattan?

Don’t worry. I never wanted to either. But if you’re ever being chased by ladies made of mist and you have to save the girl with the sparkly eyes you’ve never had the guts to say actual words to, there’s an app for that.

I found a magic cell phone, opened an app I shouldn’t have, burned down the set shop for my high school’s theatre, and it was all downhill from there. A drag queen seer who lives under a bridge is my only hope for keeping my mom alive, and I think the cops might be after me for destroying my dad’s penthouse.

But it gets better! Now I’m stuck being the sidekick to the guy who got me into this mess in the first place. It’ll be a miracle if I survive until Monday.

Order your copy now before it’s too late! Just follow this link!

 

Book Blogger Extravaganza September 23, 2017

Book Blogger Peeps!

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Just wanted to give a quick shout into the blogosphere to make sure everyone knows that there is still time to get a review copy of How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin’ Days!

Book reviews are some of the best tools that an author has in reaching new audiences. The more reviews you get, the more likely your book is to be seen on Amazon, the more promotional opportunities become available, and the better the word of mouth!

So, for my awesome non-book review blog followers, if you’ve read any of my books, please take a minute and leave a review on Amazon and Goodreads if you’re a member. Even if the review is only “Nice read!” it counts and helps to no end!

If you’re a book blogger, click here to sign up for the book review extravaganza!

 

 

The Birth of Bryant Adams August 15, 2017

Today is the day! The Tale of Bryant Adams: How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin’ Days has arrived. I am so thrilled to share this story with the world!

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Bryant is the first first-person novel of mine to be released, and Bryant’s inner voice is a bit like mine. A thing which shocks my husband at times. Yes, if I don’t know people’s names, they are given designations like rainbow cat lady in my head; yes, I do believe I have guardian angels in Manhattan; and yes, I do often think This is how I die. Usually while I’m climbing a crazy mountain, but you get the point.

Ever wanted to grow a five-story tall flower in central park? How about fight a deadly battle under the subway tunnels of Manhattan? 

Don’t worry. I never wanted to either. But if you’re ever being chased by ladies made of mist and you have to save the girl with the sparkly eyes you’ve never had the guts to say actual words to, there’s an app for that.

I found a magic cell phone, opened an app I shouldn’t have, burned down the set shop for my high school’s theatre, and it was all downhill from there. A drag queen seer who lives under a bridge is my only hope for keeping my mom alive, and I think the cops might be after me for destroying my dad’s penthouse.

But it gets better! Now I’m stuck being the sidekick to the guy who got me into this mess in the first place. It’ll be a miracle if I survive until Monday.

To celebrate the release of Bryant Adams, there is a super awesome Facebook party running today from 4:30pm-7:30pm that is jam packed with guest authors and prizes. And if Facebook isn’t your thing, there is currently a Goodreads giveaway going on as well! You can also get a sneak peak of the first chapter of Bryant Adams here.

So please join the party, spread the word, and read about Bryant’s adventure, because if my little life amuses you, just think of the havoc I could wreak with a magical cell phone.

 

 

A Drag of an Issue August 11, 2017

Okay…I need to be a human for a second.

There’s this whole thing with authors where you’re never supposed to respond to a negative review. It totally makes sense. You’re not going to change a reader’s mind once they’ve decided they don’t like your work. All responding to them is going to do is make you look unprofessional and open the flood gates to internet trolls.

But here’s the thing. I just got a review on a book that hasn’t even been released yet, and the reader thinks my book is “transphobic.”

Frist off, I’m not transphobic. I’m all for everyone’s right to live life as one’s truest self. Second, the character they think I’m misgendering isn’t transgender but rather a drag queen.

My first thought was that maybe I had somehow implied that said character was transgender, in which case my reference to her being occasionally and originally male would be terrible. I thought I had been clear that the character was a drag queen, but maybe I had missed something. Then I reread the book blurb. (more…)