How to change into a Victorian Costume in a Parking Lot without getting arrested.
Step one: Put your giant skirt over your head. Sorry boys, you’re out of luck. You have just discovered one of only two times in life it’s better to be a woman. Number one being when trying to get a drink at a bar.
Step two: With your skirt draped over your head, take off all your clothes. It’s naked time!
Step three: Begin re-dressing from the bottom up. While in your dress tent, start with your stocking, go to the petty coats, and work your way up.
Step four: Have a good friend pass in to you your lining for under your corset and hope your nipples don’t show through.
Step five: Pop out of the waist of you skirt and see how many people have stopped in the parking lot and are now staring at you.
Step six: Have someone tighten your corset while you speak in your best Scarlet O’Hara accent.
Step Seven: Have someone paste you into your bodice.
Step Eight: Walk into the ball pretending that you were dressed by four maids in your own personal dressing room.