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Down the Drain August 12, 2013

Filed under: Marriage Mayhem — meganorussell @ 8:05 am
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So, I was in the shower with my husband. Don’t judge, and get your minds out of the gutter. He was shaving, and since he has to shave so often the steam helps his face. I was putting my shampoo back in the caddy that hangs from the shower head, and somehow the shampoo bottle, the water, and fate itself lined up in such a way that I managed to hit myself full force in the face with a deluge of water.

I sputtered and gasped, and my husband started laughing at me. Which made me laugh. We were having a swell old time. But I really had to pee. Like bad. And there was warm water running down my butt from the shower. Lots of warm water. And before I knew it, I was wetting myself like a nervous kindergartener on the first day of school.

I tried to cross my legs, but my husband somehow looking shocked through his hysterical laughter gasped “Are you peeing?” which made me laugh even harder, and then there was no stopping the stream. It was embarrassing, it was awful, and I needed to share. My favorite part was when it was my husband’s turn to shower, and he tried to step gingerly around where I had peed. Good luck with that buddy.

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7 Responses to “Down the Drain”

  1. ABE Says:

    It’s okay – it’s water-soluble.

  2. EagleAye Says:

    Haha! Still you shared a funny moment with your husband. Those are the ones you’ll remember most vividly in the future, and smile.

  3. ssoldjasper Says:

    You’ve managed to make the drab and unmentionable vignettes of life, unrepeatable. But, when I stop giggling I’ll forget it!

  4. 1959duke Says:

    How funny! I know what you mean about him shaving in the shower and if your there he might get some side benefits. Sounds like a winner to me.

  5. strawberryquicksand Says:

    Hahahahah too funny. I always pee in the shower! It washes right away and saves water on a flush… lol. But toooo funny. 🙂


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